UNFUCK YOUR HOUSE

Huh???

Ok

So I made this guide.

I made a guide titled “Unfuck your house in 7 days” about 6 months ago. I made it to obviously make money but peddling it is not really in alignment with me or what I like to do.

But the reality of it is that if I am going to make money from talking about my life, the shit that fucked it up, and how I’m Unfucking all of it; I have to make money right? And with the way google is going, SEO is not enough.

Digression Time

Which is fucking fabulous for me because I fucking hate it (apparently I am feeling a tad aggressive this morning lol).

I don’t like SEO. I don’t like analytics. I understand them and know how to game them. I just think it’s so stupid. I do truly understand it but UUUUGGGGGHHHH.

Back to scheduled programing

Anyway, if you have a house that’s really messy, I made this guide for you. Because for so many fucking years my house was fucking disgusting. My executive disfunction issues cannot really do anything if I don’t have routines and schedules and order. I really need a lot of structure. Thanks ADHD and Autism (which I have tried to stop putting out in the universe now).

But anyway,

I made this guide for people who can’t fucking keep their house clean. For the people who clean it and two days later it’s a mess or you put in all these rules and your kids are like “fuck you🖕🖕🖕”and never follow them or just like random shit like that.

But like this guide, the whole point of it is to get rid of all of those issues. I’ve implemented every single system I’ve created in this guide. Obviously customized for me and my family's needs, but that’s why I created this guide so YOU can learn how to customize your home and design it for you. It’s a structure, a template, for you to find what is the best for your home.

For me what that looks like is I have certain days I clean specific areas and I have storage bins everywhere. Everything has a home.

EVERYTHING.

Everything has a certain place it goes so nothing is ever just fucking laying around. Because THAT is how your home stays messy. And in the guide I teach you how to develop those but I also help you learn how to get into the mental space for this because like adjusting and putting in the work for this shit isn’t easy. Like you actually have to do it. You can't magically expect it to happen.

Which I think people are wanting sometimes. I mean ya, if you are wanting that, then you can hire me as your household manager (my literal day job) and I’ll just do it for you! Or fuck, if you want me to do it virtually, I can do that too and I will tell you what to do step by step! Send me an email and I will absolutely do that for you if you want to pay me for it.

Anyway, if you are ready to no longer live in chaos, if you are ready for your kids to listen to you and put their fucking shoes away; because it’s not hard for them, this guide will do just that.

Really? Another digression?

My four year old puts her shoes away every fucking day. Every day she comes homes, she knows where to put her backpack, she knows where to put her shoes, she knows where her socks are, she knows where to put her clothes away, with only a lil help from me. Like everything has a place and it has kept my home from being disgusting all of the time!

I no longer live in insanity. My home is now my sanctuary and no longer a place I want to avoid. So if you want that. If you want to change. If you want a difference. I highly suggest you check out my guide. If you want you can download the first few pages for free. It does not cost very much it’s literally seven fucking dollars.

I’ve literally put in so much fucking effort into this, and still it’s only fucking seven dollars. And the reason I’ve priced it at that price is at $47 no one bought it, at $27 only 2 people bought it, and you know why? Because I don’t think it’s worth that much. And here is why, because while I did put a lot of time and effort into it. It’s just a guide.

You’re not getting handholding from me. You’re not getting help from me. Like ya I drop links and shit where you can email me but like you’re not getting any handholding from me AT ALL. That’s why it’s seven dollars. A dollar a day for SEVEN days, can literally transform your home. What’s better than that? That’s literally cheaper than a venti drink from Starbucks. Then your home is clean for the rest of your fucking life, like who doesn’t want that?

But anyway, it’s not who I am. This guide isn’t really what my platform is about. Or what I’m really writing about here on Substack, but I have to make money and unless you pay to subscribe on Substack (which would mean WAY MORE TO ME) then that’s the only way I’m making money right now… outside of my day job obviously, but my goal is to work less and less there… duh

So if you feel called or if this sounds like something you need, I would greatly appreciate it. This is how I survive! I want to share my life with people. I’ve gone through some crazy shit and I want other people to know that, A. they don’t

have to live like this any longer, b. they don’t have to live like this ever again, and C. They CAN UNFUCK IT ALL!

Much Love,

Taylor Cecelia Brook

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